Governor lasted one day. A U.S. fentanyl indictment forced him out, and prosecutors say the cartel payments started before he even took office. Read more.
Mamdani disaster. His $70 million city-owned grocery plan would charge full retail prices to the same New Yorkers funding the stores. Read more.
Hi, I’m Jason, and yeah, my co-worker is off being a hero—but don’t worry, I’ve got this. Running two full-time jobs solo? That’s not a meltdown waiting to happen; that’s just another Tuesday. While others might crack under the pressure, I’m over here crushing deadlines, taming chaos, and intimidating my own email inbox into submission.
Sure, sleep is a distant memory, and my diet is 80% convenience food and 20% whatever I grab on the way to another meeting. And yes, I will most definitely not be winning any kind of fitness challenge the near future has in store, but guess what? The machine is still running. My hobbies include making the impossible look easy, Googling “how to clone myself” for fun, and occasionally subtly reminding everyone that I’m basically a one-person dream team right now.
If you’re here, you’re witnessing greatness in action. No capes required—just a lot of grit, a dash of unrelenting stubbornness, and an unlimited supply of "get-it-done" attitude. Let’s go!
